From todauy's ;local news headlines, to be tossed into the What's It Got To Do With Me file, aka the Who Cares? file:
"Obama to appear on View"...can't wait for the incisive probing into the Obamas' sex life
"Inmates are sick of Lohan"...nahhh, you're kidding
"Jury finds she killed for love"...imagine that, first time, what are humans capable of?
No Clinton wedding for Obama"...too busy with the View, I guess
"Boy falls 16 stories, lives"...whew, finally, no need to worry about our kids bouncing around drugged on roof tops
"Humans now power Ask.com"...what next, for heaven's sake
"Marriage counseling saved my marriage"...first time, made my day
"Vagrant breaks into bar, sells drinks"...hooray, the American entrepeneurial spirit at work, made my day II
So the venerable accounting proverb GIGO has been recast as GIWO: "Garbage In, Wisdom Out"? Wishful thinking!
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