I have an idea.
America is the land of the free, right? Right. So that means I am free...free to be an anarchist. Don't need the whole government thing, don't want the whole government pollution thing. I'll take care of myself.
So, here's my idea. Let's be honest, Alaska and Hawaii are not really A PART of the United States, are they?...separated from the rest of us by thousands of miles...hell, if they can be states, why not make Syria or Lithuania a state? Let's take Alaska and Hawaii and declare them to be anarchist sites. No government, no police, no taxes...live as you wish, free as the wind. If you are an anarchist and like warm weather, it's Hawaii for you. Like it a bit cooler? Alaska will suit you just fine. We will have just one simple unspoken but understood rule : You leave me alone, I leave you alone.
That's it. If you like what goes on with our big government...you know, the high taxes, the intrusions into your life, the wizards of Washington telling you what you must do, can do, should do, better do, the 17 trillion dollar debt...then stay right here. But I'm heading out. You have it your way, I'll have it mine. What could be better? Everybody happy, right?
And isn't that what life is all about?
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