On our show today, latest pictures of the train wreck in Honduras, and an insight into the important new position of the Administration on America's bathing habits. But first these words.
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The wife of Senator Shmuckofski from Nevada said she believes her husband's claim that his frequent visits to the bordello at Yuca Mountain were to verify its compliance with the state's health standards, and not for his personal sexual pleasure, and that he could best do that by being an inconspicuous client of the bordello over an extended period of time.
The President has announced his new approach to America's bathing issue. He says he is thinking about banning soap that bubbles, which some say, because of the difficulty of washing all the bubbles down the drain, is the prime reason for our planet's shortage of bathing water. More on this important development later in the...
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