You've heard it, haven't you...or more accurately, you haven't heard it, have you...that speed talk at the end of some commercial, words spoken at 100 miles an hour, intended to relieve the company behind the commercial of some liability with regard to the product or service it is selling.
In the one I heard today, I could barely discern a few words, something to the effect of "the purchaser of this product shall have no claim based on anything said in this commercial." How twisted. What you can't really hear (the speed talk) has meaning, and what you can hear (the commercial) has no meaning.
Ifthatspeedtalkhasanyefficacyinacourtoflawthenthejudicialsystemisinshamblesandidiocyhaswon
Get that?
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