by Ray Newman, radio and television commentator, attorney, educator, author

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

IS THIS REALLY REAL?

FBI: Are you the leader of your group? The other guy says he is.

MAFIA: I am, you can take my word on that.

FBI: We are willing to cut the number of guns we have if you will cut the number of guns you have.

MAFIA: We could go along with that if you get rid of the bulletproof vests you have.

FBI: Why do you want that?

MAFIA: Because your having them makes it seem as if you're worried we might shoot at you, and that makes us feel bad.

FBI: Don't want you to feel bad. We can get rid of them. We want to be able to come in from tine to time to count the number of guns you have.

MAFIA: We could agree with that and if you give us 3 months notice and you come in not more than once every 5 years.

FBI: Why do you need advance notice?

MAFIA: So that we can get them ready and make it is easy for you to count.

FBI: That's nice.

MAFIA: And we can count your guns?

FBI: Any time.

MAFIA: What about the Cosa Nostra? They have a lot of guns.

FBI: Haven't worked out a deal with them yet.

MAFIA: What about the Malos Rangos? They have a lot of guns.

FBI: Haven't worked out a deal with them yet.

MAFIA: What about the Tribig Gundas? They have a lot of guns.

FBI: Haven't worked out a deal with them yet. Shall we smile and shake hands on our deal?

MAFIA: Sure.

FBI: Big day for peace. The world will applaud us.

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