by Ray Newman, radio and television commentator, attorney, educator, author

Thursday, July 30, 2009

OH, REALLY?

ARE YOU REALLY MORE LIKELY TO BUY THE PRODUCT IF IT COSTS $19.99 RATHER THAN $20.00?

IS YOUR BABY CUTER THAN ALL THE OTHER BABIES IN THE NURSERY OR DO THEY REALLY ALL LOOK ABOUT THE SAME?

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A HUMANE ANIMAL LOVER AND STILL EAT HAMBURGERS, LOBSTER AND PHEASANT BECAUSE THEY TASTE GOOD?

IN THE FIRST COUPLE OF WEEKS OF RECEIVING UNEMPLOY- MENT BENEFITS, ARE YOU REALLY LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOB?

DO YOU REALLY NEVER POSE NUDE IN FRONT OF THE BATHROOM MIRROR?

WHEN YOU'RE EATING DINNER AT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOME, IS IT REALLY THE BEST MEAL YOU'VE HAD ALL YEAR?

DO YOU REALLY MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU IMPLY TO YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU DO?

IF YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, WOULD YOU REALLY DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN?

WHENEVER SOMEONE ASKS YOU HOW YOU'RE DOING, ARE YOU REALLY ALWAYS FINE?

ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO RETURN THAT $100 YOU FOUND IN THAT WALLET TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER?

AREN'T YOU REALLY BEING A VOYEUR WHEN YOU ENJOY SEX SCENES IN THE MOVIES THE WAY YOU DO?

ARE YOU REALLY ALWAYS THINKING OF THE PERSON YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH?

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PAY MORE TAXES SO THAT SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS CAN GO TO COLLEGE?

DO YOU REALLY THINK THE CAMPAIGNING POLITICIAN YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR ALWAYS TOLD THE TRUTH?

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOUR DOCTOR KNOWS THE CORRECT ANSWER TO EVERY MEDICAL QUESTION YOU ASK?

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW IT IN YOUR GUT?

WHEN YOU'RE STOPPED BY A COP, WERE YOU REALLY NOT SPEEDING?

ARE YOU REALLY 39?

DO YOU REALLY CARE WHETHER THAT GUY ACROSS TOWN HAS HEALTH INSURANCE?

IF YOU WERE SENTENCED TO DEATH, WOULD YOU STILL REALLY BELIEVE IN THE DEATH PENALTY?

DO YOU REALLY THINK ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT?

DO YOU REALLY THINK IT ALL EVENS OUT IN THE END?

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